Would Jesus even vote?

Interesting CNN blog posting regarding how Jesus might vote in the US presidential election.

Here's my take:

Jesus couldn't vote at all. He would need to be a US citizen.

Unless Jesus had papers, he would be deported.

Jesus said that his kingdom was not of this world. In a very cosmic sense, he would be an illegal alien.

If asked his opinion about how to vote, he would probably say something weird like, "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." Really? How impractical.